Lofty Goals | BAD DOG PODCAST #32

BAD DOG PODCAST AT THE LOFT 🍻 | Kentucky Derby Weekend 

The boys take Bad Dog to a new level — literally — recording their first ever rooftop episode at the loft in downtown Florence. Dressed up for Kentucky Derby weekend and posted up on the balcony.

From horse racing bets to people watching on Court Street, the guys dive into:

• The chaos and excitement of Kentucky Derby weekend
• Why it’s the “most electric two minutes in sports”
• Gambling stories and the rush of having money on a race
• Random current events and off-the-rails conversations
• Getting heckled (and stared at) while podcasting in public

Plus, things get personal with surprise appearances, jokes about family, and the usual Bad Dog banter that goes completely off script.

Between drinks, loud laughs, and a crowd wondering what the hell is going on upstairs, this episode captures the energy of Bad Dog out in the wild

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Transcript

SPEAKER_02 0:00

You can drink, you can wait on the rain. Either way it's gonna burn. First bad dog pot here at the loft in downtown Florence.

SPEAKER_03 0:11

Bad dog on the loft on the balcony. We're here on Court Street in downtown Florence. Locations have been changing up. This has been cool. I know it is fun. And we're wearing our suits and shit because Kentucky Derby Week, baby. This is one of the gamblers' biggest weekends of the year, man. Is it maybe, is it maybe like the most American sport? Absolutely. Well, it started in England, like Europe. So, but it is.

SPEAKER_02 0:34

But we started in England. Yeah, I guess we did. Yeah, we started over there.

SPEAKER_03 0:38

I don't know.

SPEAKER_02 0:38

I'm Phil Campbell Redneck, but you're American.

SPEAKER_03 0:41

Yeah, yeah. If anybody's American, yeah. No, dude, the thing about Kentucky Derby is people call it the most electric two minutes in sports, and it really is, dude. Just especially if you have a horse and you got a lot of money on it and that thing wins, you'll never feel anything like that.

SPEAKER_02 0:56

Something about an electric two minutes, huh? Something about an electric two minutes, huh? Yeah, you talk about electric two minutes. That's something I'm used to. It's a long race. But no, it's badass, dude. I feel like uh as a society, man, we we built our civilization on the backs of horses. Yeah, absolutely. You know, and now we got cars with 500 horses in them or whatever, you know. I mean, the horses have been left out, man. This is their big day every year.

SPEAKER_03 1:24

Yeah, you made a good comment today, dude. We lost the world whenever we stopped relying on horses and horses used to be treated like people. Well, they used to, I mean, dude, they used to die in battle. Yeah, oh yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:35

And now all we do is just race them.

SPEAKER_03 1:37

Yeah, that's it. Now they're just toys, man. We used to use them for real things. Like, like look at the Amish, dude. They use them for travel, like for, I guess, transportation. They use them around the farm. They use they pull plows, they pull things, you know. Now you got tractors, now you got cars, now you got, I don't know, buses, everything to train.

SPEAKER_02 1:53

They breed them with donkeys, turn them into mules. Oh, God. You know? I mean, they used to, they ran the farm. But now we run them once a year at Kentucky Derby. Oh, yeah. While it started in England, it is badass. It is American.

SPEAKER_03 2:04

You're exactly right. The respect for them's gone, though, and it should come back.

SPEAKER_02 2:07

It's kind of like the Olympics, too. Like every country's like into it, breeding their horses, probably doping their horses, trying new shit. In this world of peptides, they probably got horses on peptides now. Oh, yeah, dude.

SPEAKER_03 2:17

Well, dude, that's why we might have to bet old Bob Bafford this weekend, dude. Who is Bob Bafford? So Bob Bafford was a uh he's a horse owner and a horse trainer. And uh he's gotten in a lot of trouble for doping his horses up, giving them, you know, a little sniff-sniff or a little shot in the ass. It makes them run quicker.

SPEAKER_02 2:34

We just had a little fake horse ride by, a little crotch rocket. Yeah. Dude, be a real man and hop on a horse. You're gonna saddle a machine up like that. Come on, it's Kentucky Derby week. Get on the back of a horse and ride through downtown. Dude, we have cops down here on horses, at least. I've only seen them a few times. Where do they keep the mounties? They call them.

SPEAKER_03 2:51

Well, yeah, the mounties. Yeah. Well, that was back in the western, like in the west, you know.

SPEAKER_01 2:55

That's Canadian cops.

SPEAKER_03 2:57

Is it really? Oh, okay. That's you learn something new every day.

SPEAKER_02 3:00

I think every nation has horses. Yeah, but mounties are Canadian.

SPEAKER_03 3:04

Well, they keep the uh the Florence Police horses over on Chisholm Road. There's like a big field over uh you know what I'm talking about where Rickwood meets Chisholm? They're right there in the room.

SPEAKER_02 3:14

If you get lost in the woods and shit, they'll there's like people that, you know, they're assigned to that and they'll come out and they'll look for you ride on the backs of the horses.

SPEAKER_03 3:20

Did you ever watch Yellowstone? I watched some of it. That made me have a new respect for horses and cattle and things like that. But your grandparents have cattle, right?

SPEAKER_02 3:28

Yeah, they have cattle. They don't have any horses, though.

SPEAKER_03 3:30

Oh, dude, you need to get a horse.

SPEAKER_02 3:31

They're missing out on the stud fees. They'll sell the cattle, you know, get some money on a meat. Dude, you can pimp. You can milk, what is it, like some horses, $200,000 to milk the horse?

SPEAKER_03 3:42

Yeah, so there's a couple horses right now. I saw not this time is the biggest horse right now. It's $250K per bucket full.

SPEAKER_02 3:49

He's probably tired of getting studd out. He's like, not this time. Please. It's been not this time. I'm drained, man. They're like, no, we need that 200k ro pump action shotgun.

SPEAKER_03 3:58

Twice a day they got this thing in there. Here we go. What if they studded humans out like they do horses? What'd you say earlier? LeBron James, they're gonna stud fee LeBron. What would LeBron James stud fee be? Well, dude, I was telling you, I think it'd be high, except for you look at Bronny and I'm like, I don't know. It might not be that high. It all matters who you breed with, dude. That's the way genetics work. Yeah, so it's it's just as much the mother, and you may get the mother's genetics.

SPEAKER_02 4:21

I mean, you go breed it with a little pony, of course it's gonna be a little Bronny. Yeah. You know, it's like a you breeded it with a miniature pony. You if you breed LeBron and Serena, Will Anderson Jr., oh my god. What would his stud fee be?

SPEAKER_03 4:34

Million dollars. Gotta be. More, and probably more than that. What's LeBron worth? At least half of that, right? Yeah. He's a billionaire, so I don't know. It's got to be at least a quarter of it.

SPEAKER_02 4:45

Yeah, we got to remove the billionaires. That's the problem with the society. Yeah, give me LeBron and Sabalinka together. It's gonna be a bunch of billionaires at the Kentucky Derby. That's not a poor man's thing.

SPEAKER_03 4:53

No, it's not, dude. Actually, that's like the the guys that don't really gamble that much, that is their gamble. Like if they're not gonna bet on sports or bet in the casino, they'll buy a horse and enter it. And that's a big gamble right there.

SPEAKER_02 5:03

Well, isn't it true too? If you have a horse, like and it breaks a leg, they put it down. Typically, yeah. Like you can still stud that thing out.

SPEAKER_03 5:12

Yeah, I guess you're gonna. Is the broke leg getting into the DNA? So the broke leg is the uh it's the quality of life for the horse is over. Like the horse is only as good as it as much as it can run, right? Or walk around and you can still milk it and breed it.

SPEAKER_02 5:26

It was good one once upon a time. Yeah. If I break my leg, is that it? It's it costs so much money. The offspring's cooked.

SPEAKER_01 5:33

It costs so much money to keep those horses up, dude. That's why I feel like that's a good thing.

SPEAKER_03 5:39

I guess we do too, you're right.

SPEAKER_02 5:40

But yeah, but nobody uses them anymore except for just racing, huh?

SPEAKER_03 5:44

Yeah, but that would be the thing, is like, you know, like you break your leg, it'd be the difference in like making somebody be bedridden for the rest of their life. You know what I mean? Kind of take the potty alive. No, I mean, I could still hang out and drink with the boys even though I was laid up.

SPEAKER_02 5:57

Just roll me in there. Yeah, just roll me in with the boys. I got a broke legal. I can still have a good time. Lindsay, get in here.

SPEAKER_03 6:08

We got a whole audience here, too. We got the ladies here. Yeah, all the ladies are here. Thanks. Uh shout out to all the boys that we invited that didn't show up. That's sick. Thought we had friends, man. Retro, you what do you think my stud fee would be?

SPEAKER_02 6:21

Ten dollars. Ten dollars? That's it. I don't know. You do it a hundred times. I mean, you're talking about a little coin. Yeah, a hundred times a week, though. Oh my God. You want to talk about low tea? You'd be on a walk. God, you have low testosterone. You'd have to dope me like they doped the horses. I'd have to have some baked tea.

SPEAKER_03 6:40

Yeah, I'd have to have Bob Bafford over here shooting something in my ass, man.

SPEAKER_02 6:44

Dude, the names crack me up.

SPEAKER_03 6:45

Yes, dude.

SPEAKER_02 6:46

I was looking through some of the names today. I'm like, we got them all.

SPEAKER_03 6:49

Yeah. They just come up with anything for these names. Dude, they sure do.

SPEAKER_02 6:52

Like the favorite is Renegade.

SPEAKER_03 6:53

Renegade's badass, though. Yeah, yeah. That's a go-in. That's like the Steel Curtain. That's what the Pittsburgh Steelers run out to is Renegade by sticks. You heard that song? Yeah, oh yeah. You got commandments? Commandments good. Litmus test is my favorite, I think.

SPEAKER_02 7:05

Like the pool to check the pH. Give it a litmus test. Dude, they had to just Google something, like, oh yeah, something random for a horse. Let's do it.

SPEAKER_03 7:12

Dude, I know. But then you see the doc did you watch a documentary last year on horse racing? Dude, they uh they kind of went inside of the owners and the trainers and how they decide on names, and it's pretty cool. Like it might be a horse, a horse might be named after a horse that's like 10 generations before from like the they reuse names all the time, you know what I mean? Or family members or like something special to them.

SPEAKER_02 7:31

Channel the spirit back. Or it's like uh my buddy that was in engineering at UAB, all the Chinese foreign students that would come over, they would just pick random names. Yeah, like it he was in school, he was in school with a lot of hunters, actually. So hunter, a hunter is good. And he had one guy that was in his engineering class. I think he was mechanical engineering, doesn't even matter. But uh one of the guys' names was Refrigerator. What the fuck? It just makes me think about these names on these horses. Like, dude, my favorite one is right to party. Oh, dude. What a good use of free will right there. That's our bet this weekend. Yeah, we have the right to party. We're gonna bet right to party. Let's do it. I don't know what gate he's in. Hopefully he's in he's in the worst gate because it does matter the gate you're in.

SPEAKER_03 8:12

It does matter the gate you're in, yeah. 17's uh the death gate. You've never won. Nobody's ever won at a get uh gate 17. And 14 hasn't won in like 85 years, I don't know.

SPEAKER_02 8:20

Seems like all the crazy shit happening right now, though. I mean, somebody's gonna win out of those cursed gates.

SPEAKER_03 8:25

Yeah. Dude, we had the longest shot ever win uh three years ago.

SPEAKER_02 8:28

Yeah, I saw that. It was playing on the highlight. It was playing on my highlights on my algorithm when I was scrolling. It started on the furthest gate and they come in and won at the end.

SPEAKER_03 8:36

But remember around like the last turn, it was still in like 12th or 15th, Rich Strike, and then it came all the way from the dead to win. It was 80 to 1. 80 to 1, bro. 100 bucks wins eight grand. Oh, dude, that's a payday. It'd been so much fun.

SPEAKER_02 8:49

There's no way to pick a winner, though. I mean, it's just it's sheer luck.

SPEAKER_03 8:52

It's throwing darts, it's throwing darts at a board and hoping you hit one. That's it. And but it's funny enough, it's like when the girls make their uh March Madness brackets and they always do better than the guys. They just pick the funniest name and the most whatever, like the owner's wife looks good or something. Like that's what they pick. Dude, right to party. That's that's about that's about the chance that we have to win. Also, like, is it Dan and Bourbon or Danen Bourbon? Probably Danen Bourbon, yeah. I kind of like six speed too this weekend.

SPEAKER_02 9:18

Oh, come on. I think I'll go back to when the world was good, when we had manual transmission.

SPEAKER_03 9:23

That's right, bro. No, you can't text and drive with a manual.

SPEAKER_02 9:26

No, hell no. You gotta have both hands on deck. Kind of like when you're riding a damn horse. I don't know, you can be drunk and your horse will get you home.

SPEAKER_03 9:33

Where's Scat Pack on here? Where's Georgia football player on the show?

SPEAKER_02 9:36

You should have never abandoned horses because you can get drunk and your horse will take you home. Dude, exactly. Yeah. Can you get a DUI on You can get a DUI on a horse?

unknown 9:45

No way.

SPEAKER_02 9:46

I thought it had to be a motor vehicle. So you can get drunk on you can get a DUI on a bicycle.

SPEAKER_03 9:52

Yes, you can. You can go on a scooter. Leave the bike riders alone, man. Dude, here's what's wild though. If you go to the hassle of taking a horse downtown, tying it up, maybe leaving it some water, leaving it some feed, and you take that sucker home, you shouldn't get a damn DUI.

SPEAKER_02 10:09

The only thing I have like that I know about horses is playing Red Dead Redemption. The zombie game? No, well, they had the Red Dead the Zombies, but it was like the Wild, Wild West. Oh, yeah. So anytime I'd like kill a possum or whatever, kill a deer, I'd feed my horse and then pet my horse, I'd build a relationship with it or whatever on this game. Kind of soft, honestly. I'm supposed to be out there like slaying engines and shit, but I'm just playing my horse.

SPEAKER_03 10:34

Dude, that would be a fun endeavor, man.

SPEAKER_02 10:36

Getting a horse. Yeah, I mean, dude, honestly, at some point, I don't know, we traded dogs for horses. You know, because like horse used to horse for all eternity was man's best friend.

SPEAKER_03 10:46

Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 10:46

You I mean, you rode on it all the time, it worked for you. It took you to and fro, you know, now, and then all of a sudden, just dogs just came in. They're like, all right, we're gonna breed this coyote and we're gonna keep it inside and take care of it. Screw the horses. We have engines now. Would you trade Jersey for a horse right now? She got long legs, like a horse, even though she's this big. Yeah, she's a miniature, miniature horse. No, I wouldn't trade her for a horse. I don't fix it. But I want a horse. If somebody brought you like a bring a horse inside, can you potty train a horse? No, but you could keep it in your backyard, maybe. You got a couple acres over there. Is a horse gonna lay in bed and I can pet it at night? Godfather, they chop the head off a horse and put it in the bed. I'm trying to think of what do you name a horse? Are you gonna name it something like a dog? Like, you know, some people will get dogs and they'll name it like here's John. Jack. Here's Jack. You know, you're gonna name a horse that?

SPEAKER_03 11:29

No, dude. I don't know. Uh a horse name, though, it's gotta mean something to you. I would say we we had a little list of names. You want to go through some of our ideas here?

SPEAKER_02 11:40

So my first horse name was Sodom Gomorrah. I don't know. I just came up with that at random. Apocalypse, which you said is a horse?

SPEAKER_03 11:50

It is a real horse, yeah. There's an apocalypse.

SPEAKER_02 11:52

Anything biblical for some reason seems good with these racing horses.

SPEAKER_03 11:54

I feel like Messiah was a horse, too. I mean, that's gotta be a good horse. Uh the first one that I put down was MLK Boulevard.

SPEAKER_00 12:01

It's gotta be the fastest horse.

SPEAKER_02 12:03

Yeah, that's a good one, man.

SPEAKER_03 12:05

That's a dream for sure. And then I had another one too, Gas Chamber.

SPEAKER_02 12:09

Gas chamber. And here comes Hiroshima and Nagasaki around the corner. Fat man and little boy around the third. Very explosive. Very explosive. But bro, I mean, they could name their horses that, and I'd buy it. They name them anything. Lightness test, Albus, what is this? Potente? What did we what did we search that means? Potent. Potent. Potent, like a snake bite. It's potent. Oh yeah, they're doping that horse for sure. It's Bob Baffert's. Maybe we should bet it.

SPEAKER_03 12:35

Are there are there any Russian horses in there this year? Oh, if there was. We need to find out what who's backing who. We need parent companies here. We need to know if Russia's got their hands on one of these horses, dude.

SPEAKER_02 12:45

Well, I mean, you know, Putin rides horses. I've seen videos of him. He wrestles bears, he rides horses. Can you imagine Trump on a horse? It's the best. It's the best horse. His stomach would blind the horse. Dude, Putin's out here riding horses, wrestling grizzly bears, doing cold plunges, and Trump's just ripping Diet Cokes and eating McDonald's. Hell yeah, I voted for that for some reason.

SPEAKER_03 13:09

Dude, I uh I listened to Tucker talk uh to Putin and I was impressed by Putin. Yeah, he had the little earpiece.

SPEAKER_02 13:15

Oh, did he have an earpiece out there? Yeah, well, he had the translating thing because he doesn't speak to the physical. No, hell no. It was just so he could understand everything.

SPEAKER_03 13:22

Everything he said was pretty impressive. I know he's got he's done some crazy shit, but like, dude, him reciting Russian history from 60 years ago is pretty impressive.

SPEAKER_02 13:30

Yeah, can you imagine Trump reciting history? Get out of here, bro.

SPEAKER_03 13:34

He doesn't even know any history. I shot a 71 last week. He's low-key, one of the boys just putting his ball down. Yeah, he just drops it. Yeah, gallery rule, just drop it.

SPEAKER_02 13:43

Yeah, dude, I'd be doing that shit too. Especially if there's no money on it. I wouldn't do a money on it. Yeah. But if I hit into the woods on a friendly match, dude, I'm dropping. I'm dropping. And I'm playing. And I may not even drop in the rough. I may just drop it right on the edge of the fairway and stand in the rough.

SPEAKER_03 13:57

Yeah, it just depends if we're playing for money or not, is the big thing, though, right?

SPEAKER_02 14:00

But if there's a Russian horse, I'm betting it this weekend. I think my favorite is right to party. Um I put some other names down here, hydrogen bomb. That's like little man in front of the bottom. Trailing tears, did you come up with that?

SPEAKER_03 14:12

Yeah, trailing tears.

SPEAKER_02 14:13

Badass. Did you chat GPT that?

SPEAKER_03 14:15

No, I swear. That's incredible. I was trying to be kind of offensive, but not too offensive. It's hard to have an original thought these days. That was mine. Trailing tears, you know. I was thinking Trail of Tears, but you can't name a horse that. It is badass. You know what I'm talking about, right? The Trail of Tears where we walk out of the world. The American government walked. They didn't even have horses. No, the American government walked the Native Americans like a thousand something miles down the Natchez Traits.

SPEAKER_02 14:39

You could at least give them some horses. Yeah, man. Or let them keep their own horses. Yeah, they had it figured out on the land. They're kind of like the Amish. They got something figured out that we haven't figured out. The Amish are, they know something.

SPEAKER_03 14:50

Well, they have a connection with nature, a connection with the earth, a connection with some kind of energy that we don't have. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The ultimate respect for it.

SPEAKER_02 14:57

And look at us. We're sitting in a concrete building with microphones and shit. Yeah. We got to take our shoes off to ground to get back to earth.

SPEAKER_01 15:03

That's ridiculous. Yeah. I definitely don't think about the Amish when I think about like a spiritual connection to nature.

SPEAKER_02 15:10

You think that the Amish has spiritual? Oh no, they're not like the Jews, though. They're not like kosher or whatever. They eat pig, they eat whatever. So what do the Jews not eat? Uh it's just weird. Well, they don't eat pork, but also there's like a section of the cow that's like the loin that they don't eat. They can eat the tail, so they can eat like oxtail and cow tail or whatever. And they can eat like the ribeye and all that shit. But like around the butt, they don't eat that.

SPEAKER_03 15:34

Oh, like the the ass or something.

SPEAKER_02 15:36

Yeah, and they don't eat anything processed. Honestly, if you want to have a good diet, dude, the Jews, man, just look up. Literally, like I the other day I I realized I lost control. I'm like, I look, I looked up on the juice diet? No, I looked up the Jews nap. And it said that no more than 30 minutes. I'm like, all right, that's all I'll do. Yeah. That's all I'll do. Deal. I'm not converting, I'm not kissing the wall, but you know, if they only do 30-minute naps, I'll do a 30-minute nap.

SPEAKER_03 15:59

Kissing the wall is hilarious, bro. You know some people have kissed the damn wall.

SPEAKER_02 16:04

Oh, dude. I mean, most every politician. Do you see the thing with uh Mondami? He was the only one that said he wouldn't. But uh they were asking, what's your first thing you're gonna do when you become mayor of New York? And everybody said, Going to Israel. Really?

SPEAKER_04 16:18

What the hell's they gotta do with New York?

SPEAKER_02 16:20

Not to get on the Jews, bro. Let's not even do that.

SPEAKER_03 16:22

I don't know. I was I was thinking maybe there's a huge there's probably a huge Jewish population in New York City, right?

SPEAKER_02 16:27

Yeah, probably so because there's a lot of money there. Dude, I wrote down earlier if the if the Jews took over, uh if they took over the Kentucky Derby, what would they name the horses? Instead of a Mustang, it'd be a Mustang. Instead of a Clydesdale, it'd be a Clydesburg. Instead of a Palomino, it'd be a Palomino Witz. You know what, you know what they wouldn't change?

SPEAKER_03 16:51

What?

SPEAKER_02 16:52

The American quarter horse. The quarter horse? They might change it to a dollar because of inflation, but that's insane.

SPEAKER_03 17:03

Does Israel have any horses in the uh Kentucky Derby? I'm sure there's some Jewish owners, yeah. 100%.

SPEAKER_02 17:09

Yeah, because I mean they might they own most like NBA teams, NFL teams.

SPEAKER_03 17:13

Also, they're billionaires and most billionaires. Like there's a lot of Jewish billionaires and a lot of them on horses. I would bet you if you look through the owner list of all these 20 horses, I bet you five of them are Jewish.

SPEAKER_02 17:21

A lot of them are foreign, though. Like there's a lot, like there's a lot of French, like No, no, no.

SPEAKER_03 17:25

Everyone you listed there are the jockeys. Uh that's not the owners. Those are the little guys. The jockeys are typically little Spanish and little Italian guys. No, they're tiny.

SPEAKER_02 17:34

It's kind of funny too, because if you're tiny, you get into sports, they're like, you'll never make it. And you're like, no, I'm gonna be a horse jockey. Dude. Like, oh no, you've got a future. They're like, they're under five foot.

SPEAKER_03 17:43

Uh they're all so the the weight of the jockey is typically uh listed whenever you go to bet, it'll be there, and they're all under 135 pounds.

SPEAKER_02 17:50

Let's test the jockeys for doping. Are they on Retta True Tide?

SPEAKER_03 17:54

Yeah, it might be, yeah, way a little less. They're pinning 10 MGs of Retta, never eating. No, I think there's a weight, like you have to be within a certain weight. Like, I don't think you can be like, hey, I'm 105 pounds, and you'd be 30 pounds less than everybody else. Does that make sense? There's like a weight class for jockeys.

SPEAKER_02 18:09

Do you think that they can do like steroids and shit, or do they test them?

SPEAKER_03 18:12

I'm pretty sure they can do whatever. Yeah. I mean, they might can, I mean, they probably get tested. There's got to be something for it, but it would be kind of badass. He's ripped on Adderall and Coke and everything. He's got it all over his hands. He just reaches up to the horse and reaches around.

SPEAKER_02 18:26

My favorite jockeys, they're all foreign names, but you got Mike Smith. There's a Mike Smith going this weekend. His horse's name is So Happy. He's 15 to 1. I see some value.

SPEAKER_03 18:39

We might need to take that. So happy. Dude, I just speaking of So Happy, I just watched a documentary. Not a documentary. Are you so happy? I'm very happy right now. I've got I've got liquor and we're outside having a good time. Cheers. No, I'm not lying, dude. I just saw a um a social media post today about So Happy. The owner has been a horse owner for 30 or 40 years, and he's never had a horse qualify for the Kentucky Derby. And his wife just like tragically passed away this year, and it was just out of nowhere. He has his first horse. Oh my God. And uh Oh, we gotta bet it. He named it, I think her name was Dina, and she always talked about you just gotta be happy. But she would always say, like, just be happy, like something like there was something to do with that, and that's the name. I'm deadass serious. I watched it on social media this morning. Only makes me happy if it wins. Maybe we should take, dude, I but here's the issue is we hear all these stories and we like these names, and then I look up on Derby Night and I'm like, oh shit, I bet 12 of the 20 horses. Yeah, you can't win doing that. I'm like, shit, I only the only way I win is if somebody that's 40 to 1 wins, and I don't have a chance to do it.

SPEAKER_02 19:39

You gotta go all in on one.

SPEAKER_03 19:40

Yeah, I know. It's not one of those things where you could hedge your bet. I think you, I think two's two's okay. Like, pick two.

SPEAKER_02 19:46

Pick pick more towards the favorite and then pick a underdog. I like that under horse.

SPEAKER_03 19:50

Like, take the so look at the odds of the 20. Take one out of the top 10 odds and one out of the bottom 20 odds. And lose every time. Oh, 100%. It's gonna lose, no doubt. I think last year I picked five horses and lost. None of them even finished in the top five.

SPEAKER_02 20:04

I love that everybody gets dressed up for it, though. Oh, the hats. We've lost that as like a society. We're dressed up for this podcast, and I feel so fancy. Oh, yeah. Same. You know, people used to like if they went to there was a Fred's right there. You know, if you're if you were going to Fred's back in the day, you, you know, your wife would put on her makeup and curl her hair, and you go down there and you get you some damn loaf bread and some grits. Oh, yeah. That's a big deal.

SPEAKER_03 20:25

Now people are wearing gym shorts and mugshots over there. Well, I just watched a lady walk out in a full tie-dye suit. Look at her over there. She's wearing full tie-dye. Dude, the pajama pants piss me off. Oh my dude, if I see one more fucking person with those alien pajama pants on and at Walmart, and I'm like, dude, can we at least look respectable enough?

SPEAKER_02 20:44

Or emojis on them? They're for the falling out your pants.

SPEAKER_03 20:47

Yes, dude, the poop emoji pajamas.

SPEAKER_02 20:49

Also, what do you do? You just sleep all day? Like, put some regular pants on. Put normal clothes on. Who even sleeps in pajama pants, though, honestly?

SPEAKER_01 20:57

But Cuscar has that bit that's like, we need to give people tickets that wear pajamas in public. We need to shoot it.

SPEAKER_03 21:04

Sorry, yeah, you're right. Yeah. Yeah, it's like a horse with a broke leg. Let's put it down.

SPEAKER_02 21:09

Yeah. Why are we putting down horses with broke legs and letting people stroll around Walmart in emoji badges?

SPEAKER_03 21:15

It's like what I said earlier. I mean, dude, it's like being bedridden. If you got pajamas on, that means you're damn bedridden. Get the damn clothes up.

SPEAKER_02 21:21

And it goes to having like more respect for yourself. For sure. But, dude, I'm the worst. I'll wear flip flops, gym shorts, t-shirt.

SPEAKER_03 21:27

Yeah, but that we're doing different things. Like if you if you had something to do, like we're going out one night or we're going to like eat, you're gonna dress appropriately, typically.

SPEAKER_02 21:36

Yeah, if I'm going to a nice place, like I'm not gonna show up to a wedding in blue jeans, you know what I mean? Come on.

SPEAKER_03 21:42

Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_02 21:42

Unless it's in like Phil Campbell or something, you know. Hey, don't shoot on Hackleburg now. That's where I'm from, brother. Hackleberg, Phil Campbell. Go to them by blood, baby Phil Campbell. And then you know I went to school Russell. Rushville Rushville. But I saw the hats too that they wear at the Kentucky Derby. Yeah. The big like it looks like a uh like a big like Ross child party or something.

SPEAKER_03 22:04

Well the guys were boaters. They're called boaters.

SPEAKER_02 22:07

Is that a hat?

SPEAKER_03 22:08

Yeah, a boater is like the really fancy. So it's flat here and then it's got that little band across it with the top. Yeah, it's a boater. Is it expensive to go? It's pretty expensive, yeah. We looked at tickets a couple years ago, but what you want here, there's a difference. There's general admission, there's different hospitality levels. You want to get in like the middle hospitality suites where you can go and you can sit and you can eat and you can drink, and then then there's the owner's suites, dude. And you can you can actually be in that. You can pay to get into them. Like it's not just the owners up there. You can get up there around a lot of people, but I've never been in there.

SPEAKER_02 22:39

I'm GA till I die, baby. Unless I know somebody, I'm G A.

SPEAKER_03 22:44

Yeah. It's like uh you can't go to Talladega. I was about to say, I was literally about to get it out of my mouth. I'm like, man, I'm thinking of the Kentucky Derby like I'm thinking about Daytona this year. I'm gonna show up with chops and a damn goatee.

SPEAKER_02 22:55

Yeah, that's all Talladega is the redneck Kentucky Derby. Oh man. I don't want to wear that fancy suit. I want to wear my damn jorts and drink Bush Light. I'm going to the damn Talladega. Yeah, can we sit on the infield of the Kentucky Derby? Hell yeah. Can we pull a camper in there and watch from there? Hell yeah. Give me, give me damn so happy 15 to 1 at damn Talladega. Give me so happy and right to party. Dude, that's who we gotta bet. Because I am so happy. Okay. And also, I have free will. I have a right to party. Damn right.

SPEAKER_03 23:27

All right, let's those two shake on it.

SPEAKER_02 23:29

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 23:30

Dude, if they win, we're banging this. So happy, right to party. You heard it here first, folks. Let's go.

SPEAKER_02 23:36

You know what? Let's do. You know what? Let's do. Let's go get us a horse from the Amish. And let's start racing that thing. 15 to 1. We'll start racing that thing. You know, maybe, you know, it's growing up. Maybe we're racing it. Foot race. Eventually it'll start beating us. And then we'll get like a, you know.

SPEAKER_03 23:52

You're saying bite as a baby? Yeah. We're going to have to keep it on the grass. I don't know where the hell to feed a horse. Truly they eat grass, right? Well, they yes.

SPEAKER_02 24:00

But why are they so expensive? They eat damn grass.

SPEAKER_03 24:02

They have a feed that they give them that's probably super nutritious and full of protein. I'm getting them on the peps. Get them on the peptides. Bam, right in the hormone right in the leg. As long as we get it off a couple months before, it'll be out of the system, right? Yeah, hell yeah.

SPEAKER_02 24:17

Just go to the border and be like, but you won't raise my horse, I'll dear. That's badass up.

SPEAKER_03 24:23

We have the fastest horse in here.

SPEAKER_02 24:24

You're doing a derby party. It's gonna be fun.

SPEAKER_03 24:25

Yeah, we're all gonna be a big boy. I might wear the same thing. Dude, I'll wear this too. Let's do it. Let's dress up and get ready. We've got to get a top hat, though. What did you call it? A boater. Yeah, I need a boater. A boater. B-O-A-T-E-R. I promise that's what it's called. Yeah. A boater.

SPEAKER_02 24:39

Is it about like the thing you bought me, the little sun hat or something?

SPEAKER_03 24:42

Yeah, but it's a little bigger and a little more flat. Like I bought you a damn, I bought you a lawn cutting hat. That's what my papa wears when he mows the yard.

SPEAKER_01 24:51

I think it's similar to like what Bruno wears in Uptown Funk. Bruno Mars?

SPEAKER_03 24:55

Yeah, it's it is. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 24:56

I promise it's a boater. I mean, I know. You know, his gambling ass, you know, he loves you know, he just got out of debt. I believe he owed like $60 million to casino.

SPEAKER_03 25:06

And that's why he's been playing out there every Saturday for the last 10 years. He's been playing a show at the time.

SPEAKER_02 25:11

He's been playing Uptown Funk at the Tropicana for years, trying to recover.

SPEAKER_03 25:15

He's finally out of it. Bro, you gotta love to gamble. Did you know some casinos like, hey man, here's all these perks to come back just so they can get them to play again.

SPEAKER_02 25:23

His catalog is probably up there with like the uh not Mike, not nearly Michael Jackson, but it's like, I mean, modern day, I mean, it's probably up there with the damn Jay-Z, Beyonce's, the uh shit, maybe more than theirs. It's gotta be a couple hundred. So, I mean, you know, he goes in there and he tells him, hey, I want to play I want to play with 10 million tonight. They're not saying no.

SPEAKER_03 25:41

They're gonna give it to him. But also the casinos are like, absolutely, because they're like, hey, if he loses, he's gonna get we're gonna get free shows for the next 10 years. He's just been playing at the damn. I wish I was good at something like that. Didn't they bulldoze the Tropicana? No, I don't think so. It's to the left of Caesars. Like if you're sitting in Caesars, it's to the left of them.

SPEAKER_02 25:59

Oh, yeah, they didn't get rid of it. He's been playing it shit like that. That's miserable. Him and uh Carrot Top. There's a lot of people that have done Carrot's. Him and Carrot Top have a residency.

SPEAKER_01 26:10

They say he's funny, though. Carrot Top is funny. I wish that Bruno Mars tickets were that easy to get. You know, it's like $800 to get on the floor to a Bruno's Mars ticket. Oh, I'm sure it is.

SPEAKER_03 26:19

Doesn't he? He only releases an album like every 10 years, doesn't he? Yeah, it's not often. Dude, uh Adele just did a residency in Vegas and Jake and them went and said it was the coolest thing. And she walks up and down the aisles and will sing right next to you. I can imagine that's a pretty cool feeling.

SPEAKER_02 26:41

Ain't no way she's holding that mic from me. I'm grabbing that shit.

SPEAKER_01 26:44

Well, it's so it's so expensive to tour and like the production costs now that actually doing a residency, not necessarily in Vegas, like Harry Styles is doing one at uh Madison Square Garden this year, like 10 dates in a row. It's like setting up shows for like 10 days, 20 days. Oh, you probably save so much money on the production cost. You can have a crazy production because you don't have to move it as well.

SPEAKER_03 27:04

Yeah, nothing moves and you don't have any travel costs. Dude, that's it's pretty good.

SPEAKER_02 27:08

It makes sense, yeah. Because, like, for example, Morgan Wallen playing in Tuscaloosa, selling out, and then he goes somewhere else. I mean, they got probably 20, 30, 18 wheelers worth of shit. That means the crew's crazy. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 27:19

You know, just announced here on the Bad Dog Podcast, Austin Bohannon's newest residency, downtown Florence at On the Rocks. At least let me get Tunica, bro. Tunica, Mississippi. Mississippi's finest destination.

unknown 27:35

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 27:36

I get it. I get into Tunica. They let me gamble 10 million away. I'm just there for the rest of my life. You'll never leave. Hearing me from the radio. Let's go to the crabs table. Get me to the damn Crabs table.

SPEAKER_03 27:47

Dude, uh, James is talking about getting you in Biloxi. I think that'd be so fun. Oh, that'd be bad. Imagine if you got to play one of the Biloxi plays like one of the casinos, like hard rock or something. Once every quarter.

SPEAKER_02 27:57

The Bo Revage has Austin Bohan. Some tickets just sell them stuff.

SPEAKER_03 28:02

I will say this. We went to the Bo um two weeks ago, the uh Thursday before Dan's wedding. And in that little bar and club in there, there was a band playing. And I mean, they were good, but they're I think y'all could really do it well.

SPEAKER_02 28:13

It's also kind of miserable, too, because you're just like sitting there, you're kind of background music. They won't let you be too loud, you know. Well, at the end of the day, coin is coin.

SPEAKER_03 28:22

So if they're paying good, I'm sure it pays well.

SPEAKER_01 28:24

I mean it has to. There's those places in Vegas where it's like it's a separate arena. You're not like on the casino floor. That's a different vibe. Like the casino has to be talking about that's what I was talking about.

SPEAKER_03 28:34

If this was on the casino floor in one of those bars, it'd be sick to be on the crabs table and hear bow out of my left ear. I'd be like, all right, hell yeah, I'll gamble here all night.

SPEAKER_02 28:43

My own friends are here and they're not even watching me. They're on the crabs table. Hunters over there just feeding a slot machine. Please give me a whiskey. They haven't given me a break in three hours. No, you're not allowed to drink. Just up there like the Chucky Chuck, the Chuck E. Cheese shit, just miserable.

SPEAKER_03 29:01

Oh, can I have one of those? Oh, is it the ice cube?

SPEAKER_02 29:04

Yeah. We need the uh old-fashioned mix, too.

SPEAKER_03 29:08

Yeah. Here, hand it to me. Here you're good. This is sweet. Look at this.

SPEAKER_02 29:11

Hey, Mama Kiel, come out here.

SPEAKER_03 29:13

We have a rosin glass. Thank you so much for letting us be on your loss.

SPEAKER_01 29:17

You're welcome. Bad dog listeners. I just can't allow y'all to have can.

SPEAKER_03 29:21

That's fair. Bad dog listeners out there, how are we doing? Um, don't look too hard. That's my mother. She looks great for age. Oh, unbelievable. And I just, you know, I was telling you out there, if you if you look like you think I'd I'll kill somebody now.

SPEAKER_02 29:35

Just like my mom. My mom was uh at party pros today, and the guy was like, Are you the woman that got married? My mom's like, No, I'm the mother. She's like, he's like, there's no way you're the mother. You had to been the bride. I'm like, hell no. We got good jeans, don't we? Hey, we look the same too, don't we?

SPEAKER_03 29:53

Who was it that thought we were brothers? Oh, God. In a way, yes. We look more like brothers than you and Joe. I know, dude. Dude, he was just asking me the other day. Somebody was saying, um, you're Bo's brother. And I was like, No, that's Wesley. And they were like, Who's Wesley? And I'm like, Wesley Bohannon. And he's like, I thought I could have swore y'all were brothers. I was like, no, we're not. Oh no, we can pass for sure. Oh, 100%. Well, you know, it's we've been asked that before for sure.

SPEAKER_02 30:26

What else is going on? We had that White House shooting.

SPEAKER_03 30:29

Dude, the shit I'm reading about that White House shooting is the craziest thing in the world because they just let that guy waltz in there and sneak in a closet. We got the best defenders on earth. This is like the Ray Lewis of security guards. Oh, sorry. Hell yeah. Look at her bougie ice cubes she made us. Oh, yeah, the big circle cubes tonight. Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 30:50

Yeah, the whole the whole thing.

SPEAKER_03 30:52

It's just a weird thing.

SPEAKER_02 30:53

Where there's smoke, there's fire.

SPEAKER_03 30:55

Like, I mean, like it seems fishy. If it smells like shit, it's shit. And like, bro, how the hell was somebody able to sneak into this place and hide in a closet?

SPEAKER_02 31:03

And he was wearing like an IDF thing. Oh, yeah. There's a picture of him. He had like the Israel Defense Forces or whatever thing on in one of his Instagram posts.

SPEAKER_03 31:12

Yeah, but did you see what came out yesterday? One of the so uh Secret Service guys took five shots at him and missed all five shots and accidentally shot another Secret Service agent. Who are we hiring?

SPEAKER_02 31:25

They can't be that bad. Like with the uh when he got shot at uh and they hit his ear, apparently. Hell yeah, brother. Hell yeah. When we hear something like that, I guess we'll drink to it. Come on, dude. Imagine having a toolbox in the back of your truck with speakers in it. No tools. No, there's no tools. That's a speaker. No tools, just wires and speakers. Holy shit. Is this the shit you hear all the time, Lisa?

SPEAKER_03 31:54

Oh I would say asshole too much.

SPEAKER_02 31:58

Did you see the thing where uh do you see where Dana White was talking about it after? No, what did you say? Okay, so you saw the video.

SPEAKER_04 32:06

She comes around, she's like, I just want to go home.

SPEAKER_02 32:09

Well, Dana White, they interviewed him and he was like, they were like, What'd you think about it? He's like, I thought it was fucking awesome, man. Everybody was ducking. I was standing around just observing it, man. Everything was badass, dude. Really? It's an interview.

SPEAKER_03 32:21

I saw the video of it.

SPEAKER_02 32:22

It's because here's the thing when you know it's like the WWE, you treat it like the WWE. Yeah, he is. You know, if you don't know the WWE's fake, when John Cena, or when Hulk Hogan falls off the top of the cage and fake dies, you think he's dead. But if you know it's the WWE, if you know it's the WWE, you're like, okay, this is cinema.

SPEAKER_03 32:39

This is bad. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. I mean, I saw that video as soon as everybody ducked, Dana White set up on the table and was just looking around, like, where'd you go?

SPEAKER_04 32:47

Everybody thinking, shoot me.

SPEAKER_03 32:48

How dare you? Shoot me. Yeah, yeah. I would have ducked like a son of a bitch. I just don't know how this dude gets in the lobby and gets to hide in the closet like the day before. You do you're telling me everything wasn't locked down and inspected beforehand? And then the next day they they all start saying, Oh, this is why we need a ballroom.

SPEAKER_02 33:05

Oh, the ball. Yeah, yeah, the the bell room. You said it first. They're trying to build that third temple. But the next day, all the conservative uh influencers come out and they're like, This is why we need a ballroom. What the hell do you mean? No, this is why we need to probably like just have better secret service. Yeah. You know?

SPEAKER_03 33:23

Where's the baddest special forces in the world? The same why we need a ballroom. Yeah, yeah, no, I agree.

SPEAKER_01 33:28

Baddest special forces are not on uh Secret Service. That's why.

SPEAKER_03 33:34

Maybe just someone that's like, hey, you know, this guy's 40. You know, he's he's you know, there's probably a 25-year-old that's in better shape and is just as bad. Let's move to 40-year-old to protect our president, maybe.

SPEAKER_02 33:45

It's always deeper, though. There's always something they're not telling you. So when something like that happens, there's an underlying thing. When Trump almost got shot, it was to get him elected to boost his points.

SPEAKER_01 33:55

This one was clearly the agenda's the ball. Either way, that was a pausy choice. If it was just to get him elected.

SPEAKER_02 34:01

Yeah, that's pretty close.

SPEAKER_03 34:02

I don't think he faked that. That was not fake.

SPEAKER_02 34:04

No, people died. It's not fake. I'm not saying it's fake. I mean, there was a shooter that shot, yeah. Whether that was the Secret Service shooting or that was the other guy or whatever, Thomas Crooks or whatever. I mean, who knows? But there was an agenda behind it. If there wasn't an agenda behind it, that at least they used it to spin whatever narrative they wanted.

SPEAKER_03 34:21

I agree. And that's what they're doing right now. How would they leave that building open right there to let that happen, right?

SPEAKER_02 34:27

Do you see what Caroline Leavitt or whatever her name is? Do you see what she said before? Levitt. Do you see what Caroline Levitt said before?

SPEAKER_03 34:32

No.

SPEAKER_02 34:33

They're interviewing her before they go into the ballroom and she's saying, It's gonna be an eventful night. Uh, Trump is gonna let it fly. There's gonna be some shots fired for sure. No way. Could that be circumstance? Yes. Was that not that she said that? She said that. I swear to God, you can watch the interview. We'll pull it up or whatever. She said that. If that is a coincidence, that's a hell of a coincidence.

SPEAKER_03 34:55

I don't believe in coincidences. That's gotta be.

SPEAKER_02 34:57

There's gonna be some shots fired. Sounds like somebody knew something and they just couldn't help but run their damn mouth.

SPEAKER_03 35:02

Oh, she was giddy. But she I like her though. I feel like she has to stand up to some crazy shit every day.

SPEAKER_02 35:08

But I do too. And I dude, I'm I'm definitely like conservative at heart, but like the party is the party's done something.

SPEAKER_03 35:15

Yeah, but it's still better than the other shit.

SPEAKER_02 35:17

It is, and I definitely love the Maha shit. Like they're taking Red 40 out of food, and like we're we're worried about health. That's badass. That would never happen if the left was involved. So that's cool. It's just the Israel shit that pisses me off.

SPEAKER_03 35:29

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm with you. Like, dude, the fact that Rogan could text President Trump a couple weeks ago and say, hey, I like like this is this and this about Ibergame, I think is what it was. And he's like, hell, we can probably get this enacted tomorrow. And then he went and did it, and then he brought Rogan to the White House. That's pretty bad.

SPEAKER_02 35:46

That's cool. And that that is helping a lot of people with PTSD, but dude, the funny thing that you mentioned about Rogan is you know who the magician was that was standing there right there? It was Dr. Oz or Oz, Oz or whatever. It's the same guy's Rayleigh, he's he's a Jewish magician magician. He's the same one that went on Joe Rogan that was telling him his pen to his credit card.

SPEAKER_03 36:04

That's Oz, yeah, yeah. He does he does all the NFL teams. You've seen all the videos. He involved some crazy shit, you know? Dude, people know all about that guy.

SPEAKER_02 36:12

He's uh I feel like everybody was saying Rogan thought he was the devil, and like when he was talking and saying shit to him, he was like, It could have been one of those subliminal messages where they're like, hey man, like you're getting a little like we love that you're you're pandering to the conspiracy and stuff and to the free mind, but you're getting a little too far into it. We're gonna have a guy on your show that's gonna read your pin code and let you know who's who's actually boss because you saw he had Theo Vaughn on. Theo Vaughn started talking about the genocide in Gaza and stuff, and uh and he was like, dude, you're crazy.

SPEAKER_03 36:39

Joe Rogenstein's spoken those uh antidepressants, right? Joe Rogenstein said, You're crazy, bro. You're crazy.

SPEAKER_02 36:44

You discredited him. And it's the same magician that's sitting there talking to Trump, probably showing us some stupid magic trick.

SPEAKER_03 36:50

He's not a magician, he's a uh what do they call it? A mentalist. A mentalist. Yeah. It's Oz the mentalist. He's been to all the NFL teams. He does all that stuff with the NFL players. You've seen that, right? He was on college game day. I've seen it, yeah. But he is Hollywood, bro, which is You know what Hollywood is? Uh it starts with an I and ends with a Hollywood. Starts with an I and ends with a W. What did witches use? What did witches use? Uh Hollywood.

SPEAKER_02 37:16

Hollywood wand.

SPEAKER_03 37:17

Hollywood wand, okay.

SPEAKER_02 37:18

It was wood from a Hollywood tree.

SPEAKER_03 37:21

Really? Mm-hmm. I thought it was like a dragon's tooth or something. I'm sorry. I'm a Harry Potter guy, man. I'm weird.

SPEAKER_02 37:27

My mom wouldn't let me watch Harry Potter.

SPEAKER_03 37:29

The Hollywood thing, that would make sense. A Hollywood tree? I didn't know that.

SPEAKER_02 37:33

Yep, that's where it all stemmed from. Hollywood. That's what they use to cast their spells.

SPEAKER_03 37:37

Yeah, dude. Oh, give me the chills. Talk about uh Bohemian Grove. You want to go, we're drinking on the loft.

SPEAKER_02 37:43

Might as well talk about the Bohemian growth. It's weird as shit, dude. Like you're gonna like dress up and around like a big burning owl. That's obviously a set like a satanic.

SPEAKER_03 37:53

Oh, it is 100%. Are you still an Alex Jones guy?

SPEAKER_02 37:56

I think so.

SPEAKER_03 37:57

I mean I think I'm more now than ever.

SPEAKER_02 37:59

I think so. Uh I'm definitely I think I don't think he's abandoned his following at all. Um I'll I Trump denounced him, and I'm not a Trump guy right now.

SPEAKER_03 38:10

The only reason he got denounced was because he lost so much credibility with 90% of Americans whenever the Sandy Hook thing happened. And then he went into huge debt and and he has to now people keep saying, Oh, he's he, you know, he had to pay all this money out. So now he's having to reach for following and reach for money. But I don't think he's ever really changed on any stance he's ever had.

SPEAKER_02 38:32

No, and I mean, dude, I mean he predicted like 9-11 before it happened. That's crazy. Like shit like that. Like but now you're saying that maybe he's compromises what everybody's saying.

SPEAKER_03 38:40

I'm sure the last couple years, like until like three years ago, when he finally got hit with that defamation suit and that uh uh whatever it was, the suit that you know he's yeah, he owes all these families all that money. And so InfoWars basically was almost bankrupted. So now they're thinking, oh, he's just throwing shit at the wall trying to make money. But I don't think that. I think he's still kind of saying the right things. Yeah, I don't know. When he lost when he lost all that weight, I'm like, is this a different guy?

SPEAKER_02 39:06

He's back. Do they clone his ass? Do you think the cloning shit's real? He well, he talks about that. Like cloning is crazy. Like the fact that you could clone somebody, I don't, I just don't know if I can if so, like let me clone my dog. You know what I mean? Like, you know, when Jersey's about to go, I want to I want to have uh the capability to clone Tito in Jersey. Let's quit cloning all these people that you kill. Why didn't you clone Michael Jackson? That'd have been a great one to clone. Why'd you have to kill him?

SPEAKER_03 39:33

Clone him. Yeah, make another well reincarnation though. Are we going this road? Maybe somebody's just reincarnated. Maybe Bruno Mars is just Michael Jackson reincarnated. I love Bruno, bro, but he ain't Mike Jack. No, he ain't no Mike. I don't know. I couldn't name one song other than uh uh what's that song? 24 Carat Magic. That's what I was thinking. Billionaire. I want to be a billionaire. The lazy zone. So freaking bad. That's not him. That's somebody else. Oh, damn it. I love that.

SPEAKER_02 40:02

That's also good, though. It does sound like that. It's a good song. It's a good song. It does sound like him. Bruno is Michael Jackson. Oh super influenced by yeah.

SPEAKER_03 40:11

Yeah, he can dance and he's got that high, you know. You wouldn't know he's Filipino, too. Bruno Mars is Filipino? I thought he was black. Uh oh. Can you be? Can you ask for Plexity? Can you be both? I think he's Hawaiian Filipino. He's Hawaiian Filipino? Yeah. So he's also the lead singer for uh is it Journey or Foreigner?

SPEAKER_02 40:36

He's like Filipino too. It wouldn't be Journey.

SPEAKER_03 40:39

Not the original one, but the new one. Oh, okay, gotcha. They're still running.

SPEAKER_02 40:43

They just must have songbirds. I guess Filipinos can sing, huh?

SPEAKER_01 40:48

Yeah, and Hawaiian people do. I've known a couple of Hawaiian guys, every single one of them have just been angelic voices, bro. For real.

SPEAKER_03 40:56

Wait, hold on. Can I go back to that? Is Journey still playing music? Yeah, oh hell yeah. So and they may be a different band. They got a Hawaiian singer? Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 41:04

Do they still have the one arm, one-arm drummer?

SPEAKER_03 41:07

Oh, yeah. I'm like, Leonard Skinner's still going and booze, just Ronnie Van Zant's brother playing. Now they Journey's got a Hawaiian man in there singing, hell yeah, dude.

SPEAKER_02 41:17

Not to get back to the horses, but I mean, one of them loses a leg or an arm. They're the same thing. You know, on a horse. You put it down, Def Leppard's drummer. Imagine if you put him down, you don't have Def Leppard.

SPEAKER_03 41:29

You might be right, yeah. Yeah, button down horses as well. Can a three-legged horse beat a four-legged horse?

SPEAKER_02 41:37

I wish I was a three-legged horse. Oh, me too. I wish I was a three-legged horse instead of a two and a half. I don't know. We had something else to go to. Two and an eighth. Two and an eighth. Well, are we going metric system or the American system? Are we going inches or centimeters? Because centimeters is badass. It just depends. Let's be honest, right? Centimeters is cool as shit. This is like bigger and everything. And it's cool.

SPEAKER_01 42:05

Two and an eighth of a centimeter. Going on a road trip in Canada, and you're like, you realize you see the like speed limit and you're like, what speed limit is 85? Oh what?

SPEAKER_03 42:13

Yeah, hell yeah. I can go fast. You got the KMs rolling.

SPEAKER_02 42:17

I love to we do a podcast too. You can tell when the drinks start flowing in by the end of the episode. We started off talking about the Kentucky Derby. We're like, are we gonna talk about uh yeah, Bohemian Grove? Reincarnation. We had something else we were gonna talk about. Uh AI. Oh yeah, dude. The shit's crazy. Uh I'm I'm seeing all this shit right now. Like people will say, Oh yeah, I created this flyer. Or oh yeah, I came up with this. You didn't come up with it just because ChatGPT spit out something you texted to it. Yeah. And if you have an AI flyer for your event, I'm not going. I hate to break it out. And you can tell it's AI. It's super good and it's super AI has a staple on it.

SPEAKER_01 42:59

Well, yeah, it's like taste. You can't AI won't give you taste. If anything, it's going to exemplify the fact that you don't have taste. Yeah. You know what I mean?

SPEAKER_03 43:08

Well, it just kills creativity, right? So like you can't make your own shit, just rely on the tech. But you know, the tech's pretty good, but it is.

SPEAKER_02 43:16

And dude, imagine the point it could get to where you won't be able to tell what I mean, it it's it's there for the generations above us. Yeah. I mean, I mean, maybe the kids will be able to decipher better than us, but there's gonna be a point in time where you're gonna be like, are you human or not?

SPEAKER_03 43:29

Well, see, that's the issue with the damn kids. The kids are damn gooning and looking at like they don't know what's real. Like the half the shit they look at is completely fake. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 43:38

I mean, think about if you had it when you were a kid. When you're first like get you know, you got puberty rolling, the testosterone's high all day.

SPEAKER_03 43:48

Yeah, but when we grew up, we didn't have any of that. Like our parents would kick us out of the house and we would have the neighbors over and we would play in the front yard and beat the shit out of each other. Like whether it was Up and get busted, you know, smear the queer. Or if it was throw it as far as you can and someone's gonna return it, and then we all try to tackle that guy. You know what I'm talking about. That's all we did as kids. We didn't look at iPads, did we?

SPEAKER_02 44:12

Yeah, I mean, dude, now I mean have you like today? I was at the gym and I'm working out. And I've got this thing where I'm like 10 minutes in now every time, and I'm like, You're soft as shit, you're soft as tool at paper. You won't do it, do it. And it's a cool space to be in. I'm looking over, there's a couple at the gym and both of them, one of them's on one machine and one's on the other. And then they'd scroll for a minute, and then they'd okay, leg extensions. Yeah, and then they would scroll for a minute, and then they would leg extensions. I mean, they were they were probably 20, 20, 20 to 25. I mean, dude. And they did they grew up on a screen, but imagine the kids now that are growing up with Miss Rachel and all the shit. Like parents just don't want to parent because it's convenient. It's mind control. These kids are gonna be stuck, glued into that shit. You're exactly right. Whatever I gotta be to be anti that system, bro. I am. I am.

SPEAKER_03 45:01

You're gonna have to whip the shit out of your kids.

SPEAKER_02 45:02

My buddy, you know, he's he's he will not raise his kid on his kids on screens, and I respect the shit out of that. They they have never had an iPad, they've never looked at an iPad. No, that's awesome. You know, they don't watch TV, it's badass. They're gonna grow up and they're gonna have a skill.

SPEAKER_03 45:17

Well, they're yeah, they're gonna have a skill, and they're also gonna be dogs. Like they're not gonna be they're gonna be football players, or they're gonna they're gonna play sports, dude. They're girls. Oh, they're all girls.

SPEAKER_00 45:27

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 45:28

They're gonna be great wives. They're gonna be loving, wonderful women.

SPEAKER_02 45:36

But anything you put into AI, though, you're making it better at that. So for example, you're you're you're getting it to create a flyer. Well, graphic designers are gonna be gone.

SPEAKER_03 45:45

Yeah, 100%.

SPEAKER_02 45:46

So if you're a graphic designer and you're so damn lazy that you're putting shit in there and you're getting it to do it for you, all you are doing is, yeah, I mean, you may still have two or three more years, but you're just speeding up the process of eliminating your career. Yeah, for sure. Then what are you gonna do?

SPEAKER_01 46:01

I yeah, I mean, I'm not gonna I'm not gonna say that it's not like getting better. It gets better at so many other elements, but like that initial thought of like what needs to be created, how it needs to be created, like those, you know what I mean? Like it can't do that. It doesn't do that very well, and it still will hallucinate. So it's like if you don't know what the f you're talking about when you go to talk to it, it will just feed you a whole line of bullshit. Yeah, and you don't even know. And so you're just perpetuating like fake news, essentially. I mean, it'll hype you up, dude. It'll gas you up. Like your chat will gas you up and make you act like you got 50 point higher IQ than you do.

SPEAKER_03 46:38

Dude, my first thought was like, man, if you're an accountant and you went to school for accounting from like 2016 to 2020 before AI, and then you get it a couple years into your job and they're like, hey, by the way.

SPEAKER_02 46:51

You know that chat GPT you used to pass your final, uh, took your job. Remember that chat GPT that you used to sext with? There are a few jobs that it there's a few jobs that it can never take over.

SPEAKER_03 47:02

People do know. Sorry. You think I'm crazy? You see it on Twitter all the time. Some dude gets divorced because he's been he's fell in love with his chat GPT wife. He's been sexting his chat GBT woman.

SPEAKER_02 47:15

I don't be doing that. I'm not into electronics like that. That's a real thing. Yeah. I see articles every week about it. I think, but hey, there are some jobs it won't be able to take. Like uh shit, I say that. I was gonna say it ain't gonna be able to cut my grass, but it probably will. But it won't be able to I don't know about an AI weed eater.

SPEAKER_01 47:37

So here's what I heard. Here's what I heard. The robots, maybe, but that I think we're a little while off from. I think so too.

SPEAKER_03 47:42

No, we're actually not. I saw this thing the other day after me and you talked. I was looking up some shit about AI and landscaping, and they're making like you know how roombas in the house ride around and like you know, they sense a wall, then they turn around. Apparently they're making Roomba lawnmowers that just they sense you can actually type into the app what the you know, where your I guess the perimeter of your yard is, and then it'll just cut that.

SPEAKER_02 48:07

That's pretty damn so cooked. You know, the the same thing keeps killing us convenience. It's like convenience is a killer, you're right.

SPEAKER_04 48:14

Yeah. Uh-oh. Well, if I get this AI to do this shit, well, I could I got more free time.

SPEAKER_02 48:18

Yeah, but all you're doing is you're killing yourself in the long run. Yeah. We need humans. So, like, dude, like any office job is cooked. Like you, oh, you were doing payroll?

SPEAKER_03 48:30

Well, you ain't doing payroll no more. Yeah, QuickBooks is already doing payroll. You were out about two or three years ago.

SPEAKER_01 48:35

Yeah, jobs where people hate their job and don't have any like passion for it, you're cooked, bro. You're cooked. You know what I mean? Like, you better like love what you do so that you can find a way to innovate. Because if not, you're gonna just be working with a robot and you might, you might, it might take your job.

SPEAKER_03 48:51

You better prey on the deficiency of humans.

SPEAKER_02 48:54

Bro, it's scary. I didn't pick to be I didn't be I didn't pick to be put in this time period, man. This is terrifying.

SPEAKER_03 49:01

I always said the 70s would have been the coolest time ever.

SPEAKER_02 49:03

Yeah, probably so. But I mean, dude, let's go. I want to something about them Amish people is starting to get I think how do you can can you can you uh convert to Amish? Is that a thing?

SPEAKER_03 49:13

Uh yes, I guess you could go join them, but they'd probably get pretty pissed at you quick.

SPEAKER_02 49:21

Let me tell you about this chat GPT thing. Yeah, you think you yeah, you think Susanna's tits are big? You can put in chat GPT and say bigger, and they'd be even bigger. And you can tell her just take her romper off. I mean, it's just dude, and then I just convert all of the Amish to relief. They come back from there. Y'all want to go through Room Springer one more time, trust me. Trust me, Room Springer right now is lit.

SPEAKER_03 49:44

Yeah, I bet that's gonna look up, I'm gonna look up, and Bo's gonna be down at OTR next week. He's gonna have six Amish dudes with him. I'll tell her, hey, these are my buddies.

SPEAKER_02 49:53

Yeah, yeah. He's married to a damn goat. Yeah. Ain't nothing to do out there. It's a hot goat, though.

SPEAKER_03 50:01

This is Jebediah, Jedediah, and Sebediah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 50:05

That goat's got some legs on her now, let me tell you.

SPEAKER_03 50:08

You should see the horns on this thing. They got something figured out, though. Yeah, they do. They really do, bro. It's so funny.

SPEAKER_02 50:16

But no, the AI shit, man. I'm uh I used it today, actually. Did you? Rachel was asking me to take a seat out of the back of the Yukon, and I took a picture of the seat. I'm like, can I even take this out? I said, Yeah, you can do it. I mean, it's very hard. I mean, you're gonna have to, you know, take four bolts out. It's heavy, so you're not gonna be able to put it back in easy. So therefore, I didn't do it. Otherwise, you know, like three years ago, I would have just gotten halfway through it, screwed everything up, and then be like, all right, I'm I'm not doing this. Chat GPT probably saved me an hour of my life.

SPEAKER_03 50:46

Dude, it does that for a lot of things. You're right. It's gonna take over so many jobs, bro. Yeah. I mean, dude, that's the thing. It's like Google now. Why would you Google something when you just type it in Chat GPT?

SPEAKER_02 50:58

People aren't even gonna have dogs anymore. They're gonna have eye dogs. Eye dogs. You remember those? Those little robots.

SPEAKER_03 51:04

These will be licking peanut butter off of you before you know it.

SPEAKER_02 51:08

You say to sit. That's not a bitch is gonna sit. It's gonna do what you say. It ain't it don't even potty. Yeah, you ain't gotta wake up at 5 a.m. to take it out when it's barking. Last night it was storming at like midnight when I went to bed. Take Jersey out, rain hits her, she runs back. She ain't gonna do it. Take her on the back porch, let her piss. Didn't realize the door was open, so we lay down 5 a.m. Now she's gotta shit. So I let her out on the back porch. Well, she couldn't see it when it was midnight because it was pitch black. Well, at 5 a.m., there's a little bit of light. She could see the door was open a little bit. It's 5 a.m. I let her out and like just shit on the back porch. We're not doing this, runs out, and she's just having fun. I'm in my boxers, just sleepy as hell. Get back in here. If I had an eye dog, that thing would have slept through the night. I just wouldn't have plugged it up. I'd have just turned it off. Only you can just turn your dog off at night. Instead, she's got to get up and shit at 5 a.m.

SPEAKER_01 51:57

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 51:57

It's ridiculous.

SPEAKER_01 51:58

We're at 50 minutes. Do y'all want to play the chain link thing on the episode or after?

SPEAKER_02 52:03

Let's uh let's do it. Let's do it like uh after the thing. We can go ahead and wrap up. I mean, dude, this has been a great episode. We're here in downtown Florence.

SPEAKER_03 52:10

We talked the Kentucky Derby. We're dressed up. Dude, it's been so much fun. Hey, we I've been uh looking back and forth. We've got a lot of looks up here, which is kind of funny. Everybody that's walked past has been like, what in the hell's going on up here?

SPEAKER_02 52:21

Probably because we're in full suits in downtown Florence and nobody dresses up for shit down here. Nobody.

SPEAKER_03 52:26

And we're also probably the loudest some bitches around, too, which makes it even better. And I've had a bunch of these. Let's have a good night, boys.

SPEAKER_02 52:32

Hey, it's been a great episode. We'll do it again here on the loft, man.

SPEAKER_03 52:35

This has been great. Absolutely. Hey, if you're going to be able to do that.

SPEAKER_02 52:37

Lisa, thank you for letting us do this out here. This has been this has been fantastic. Thank you, Bob.

SPEAKER_03 52:42

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